couple sex fenseA couple, married forty years, were revisiting the same places they went to, on their honeymoon.
Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said,
"Sweetheart, let''s do the same thing we did here on our honeymoon, forty years ago."
The husband stopped the car.
His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before.
Back in the car, the husband says,
"Darling, you sure never moved like that, forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Love, forty years ago that fence wasn''t ElectriFied!!"
Sunday, March 7, 2010
MARCH FESTIVALS
1st March 2010
Holi Basantotsav (Holi 2010 is celebrated in 1st March in some places of India)
Pooram Festival at Vayilyam Kunnu Temple, Palakkad
2nd March 2010
Festival starts at Mulamkunnathukavu Temple of Lord Ayyappa in Thrissur
Mannarkkad Pooram Festival, Palakkad
Uthralikkavu Pooram at Sree Ruthira Mahakalikavu Temple, in Vadakkancherry near Thrissur
3rd March 2010
Swamy Bhakthananda Guru Jayanti
Arat Festival at Kottakkal Shiva Temple (Venkatta Tevar Shiva Temple), Malappuram, Kerala
Sankashti Chaturthi
4th March 2010
Manappullikavu Vela at Manappulli Bhagavathi Temple, Palakkad
Ranga Panchami
5th March 2010
Tripunithura Festival Starts
Paripally Gajamela at Kodimootil Sree Bhadrakaali Temple, Kollam
7th March 2010
Arat at Sree Guruvayoorappan Temple, Thrissur
Vaikkom Ashtami or Vaikathashtami at Vaikom Mahadeva Temple, Kerala
8th March 2010
Sheetalashtami (Sheetal Ashtami)
10th March 2010
Cherpulassery Arattu Festival
11th March 2010
Ekadashi
12th March 2010
Kaila Devi Fair 2010 starts in Rajasthan
Tripunithura Arattu
Arattu Festival at Chelamattom Sri Krishna Temple
13th March 2010
Masa Shivaratri
Shani Pradosh Puja (Pradosham)
Festival starts at Neyattinkara Sree Krishna Swamy Temple
14th March 2010
Guru Moodam Samapthi or Guru Moodami Thyagam
15th March 2010
Amavasya or Somavati Amavasya
Dvitya Shahi Snan – an important Kumbh Mela bathing date in March 2010
Thirunakkara Arattu Festival begins at Thirunakkara Shiva Temple, Kottayam
16th March 2010
Ugadi (Vikrutinama Samvatsara Ugadi)
Brahma Damana Puja
Thailabhyanganam
Nava Vasthrabharanam
Prapadana Prarambh
Chaitra month Vasantha Rithu and ‘Vikruthi’ Samavatsara begins
Vasant Navratri 2010 or Chaitra Navratri starts
17th March 2010
Chaitra Chandrodayam or Uma Shivagni Puja
Veda Vyasa Jyanthi
18th March 2010
Gangaur Festival 2010
Dola Gauri Vratam (Soubhagya Gauri Vrata)
Matsya Jayanti 2010
Mewar Festival 2010
Sri Rama Dolotsavam
19th March 2010
Attuvela Mahotsavam at Elankavu Sree Bhagavathy Temple, Vadayar, Kottayam
Ganesha Damanapuja
20th March 2010
Meena Kodungalloor Bharani Festival
Sarkara Chirayinkizhu Bharani Festival
Shri Vratam – Panchamurthi Vratam – Sri Rama Rajyotsavam – Nagadamana puja
Meshayanam
Sabarimala Festival Begins
21st March 2010
Skanda damanaropana
Shasti Vratham
22nd March 2010
Suryadamana Puja
Uthsavam Beings at Thiruvananthapuram Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple
Festival starts at Lokanarkavu Bhagavathy Temple, Vadakara
Festival begins at Cherthala Temple
Neyattinkara Sri Krishna Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Sree Chakrapani Temple, Trikarpur
23rd March 2010
Ashokashtami 2010 or Mathrudamana Puja
Thirumandhamkunnu Temple Pooram
24th March 2010
Sri Rama Navami 2010
Fifth Snan date for Kumbh Mela 2010
Arattu at Thirunakkara Mahadeva Temple, Kottayam
Arattu at Thrikkariyoor Mahadeva Temple, Ernakulam
Pallavur Shiva Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Thiruvizha Shiva Temple, Cherthala
Mahishasura Mardhini Damanaropanam
25th March 2010
Shalivahana Jayanthi
Dharmaraja Damanapuja
26th March 2010
Ekadashi Vrata
Vishnu Dolotsavam
Maharshi Damanapuja
27th March 2010
Vamana Dwadashi
Shani Pradosham (Pradosh)
Shani Trayodashi
28th March 2010
Arattupuzha Pooram at Arattupuzha Temple, Thrissur
Panamkurissi Kavu Pooram
Mahaveera Jayanthi
Lokanarkavu Temple Arattu Festival 2010
29th March 2010
Painkuni Uthram Festival 2010
Sabarimala Temple Arattu Festival 2010
Chitra Poornima
Hanuman Jayanthi in South India
Varkala Janardana Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
30th March 2010
Hanuman Jayanti Festival or Hanumath Vijayotsavam
Festival starts at Ambalapuzha Temple
Maha Chaitri or Pathala Vratam
Chitragupta Vratam
Chaitra Purnima Snan – Important bathing dates for Kumbh Mela Festival 2010
31st March 2010
Arattu Festival at Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple, Thiruvananthapuram
Holi Basantotsav (Holi 2010 is celebrated in 1st March in some places of India)
Pooram Festival at Vayilyam Kunnu Temple, Palakkad
2nd March 2010
Festival starts at Mulamkunnathukavu Temple of Lord Ayyappa in Thrissur
Mannarkkad Pooram Festival, Palakkad
Uthralikkavu Pooram at Sree Ruthira Mahakalikavu Temple, in Vadakkancherry near Thrissur
3rd March 2010
Swamy Bhakthananda Guru Jayanti
Arat Festival at Kottakkal Shiva Temple (Venkatta Tevar Shiva Temple), Malappuram, Kerala
Sankashti Chaturthi
4th March 2010
Manappullikavu Vela at Manappulli Bhagavathi Temple, Palakkad
Ranga Panchami
5th March 2010
Tripunithura Festival Starts
Paripally Gajamela at Kodimootil Sree Bhadrakaali Temple, Kollam
7th March 2010
Arat at Sree Guruvayoorappan Temple, Thrissur
Vaikkom Ashtami or Vaikathashtami at Vaikom Mahadeva Temple, Kerala
8th March 2010
Sheetalashtami (Sheetal Ashtami)
10th March 2010
Cherpulassery Arattu Festival
11th March 2010
Ekadashi
12th March 2010
Kaila Devi Fair 2010 starts in Rajasthan
Tripunithura Arattu
Arattu Festival at Chelamattom Sri Krishna Temple
13th March 2010
Masa Shivaratri
Shani Pradosh Puja (Pradosham)
Festival starts at Neyattinkara Sree Krishna Swamy Temple
14th March 2010
Guru Moodam Samapthi or Guru Moodami Thyagam
15th March 2010
Amavasya or Somavati Amavasya
Dvitya Shahi Snan – an important Kumbh Mela bathing date in March 2010
Thirunakkara Arattu Festival begins at Thirunakkara Shiva Temple, Kottayam
16th March 2010
Ugadi (Vikrutinama Samvatsara Ugadi)
Brahma Damana Puja
Thailabhyanganam
Nava Vasthrabharanam
Prapadana Prarambh
Chaitra month Vasantha Rithu and ‘Vikruthi’ Samavatsara begins
Vasant Navratri 2010 or Chaitra Navratri starts
17th March 2010
Chaitra Chandrodayam or Uma Shivagni Puja
Veda Vyasa Jyanthi
18th March 2010
Gangaur Festival 2010
Dola Gauri Vratam (Soubhagya Gauri Vrata)
Matsya Jayanti 2010
Mewar Festival 2010
Sri Rama Dolotsavam
19th March 2010
Attuvela Mahotsavam at Elankavu Sree Bhagavathy Temple, Vadayar, Kottayam
Ganesha Damanapuja
20th March 2010
Meena Kodungalloor Bharani Festival
Sarkara Chirayinkizhu Bharani Festival
Shri Vratam – Panchamurthi Vratam – Sri Rama Rajyotsavam – Nagadamana puja
Meshayanam
Sabarimala Festival Begins
21st March 2010
Skanda damanaropana
Shasti Vratham
22nd March 2010
Suryadamana Puja
Uthsavam Beings at Thiruvananthapuram Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple
Festival starts at Lokanarkavu Bhagavathy Temple, Vadakara
Festival begins at Cherthala Temple
Neyattinkara Sri Krishna Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Sree Chakrapani Temple, Trikarpur
23rd March 2010
Ashokashtami 2010 or Mathrudamana Puja
Thirumandhamkunnu Temple Pooram
24th March 2010
Sri Rama Navami 2010
Fifth Snan date for Kumbh Mela 2010
Arattu at Thirunakkara Mahadeva Temple, Kottayam
Arattu at Thrikkariyoor Mahadeva Temple, Ernakulam
Pallavur Shiva Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Thiruvizha Shiva Temple, Cherthala
Mahishasura Mardhini Damanaropanam
25th March 2010
Shalivahana Jayanthi
Dharmaraja Damanapuja
26th March 2010
Ekadashi Vrata
Vishnu Dolotsavam
Maharshi Damanapuja
27th March 2010
Vamana Dwadashi
Shani Pradosham (Pradosh)
Shani Trayodashi
28th March 2010
Arattupuzha Pooram at Arattupuzha Temple, Thrissur
Panamkurissi Kavu Pooram
Mahaveera Jayanthi
Lokanarkavu Temple Arattu Festival 2010
29th March 2010
Painkuni Uthram Festival 2010
Sabarimala Temple Arattu Festival 2010
Chitra Poornima
Hanuman Jayanthi in South India
Varkala Janardana Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
30th March 2010
Hanuman Jayanti Festival or Hanumath Vijayotsavam
Festival starts at Ambalapuzha Temple
Maha Chaitri or Pathala Vratam
Chitragupta Vratam
Chaitra Purnima Snan – Important bathing dates for Kumbh Mela Festival 2010
31st March 2010
Arattu Festival at Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple, Thiruvananthapuram
FUNNY JOKES
SHORT FUNNY JOKES FINANCE
HICKS—"I've got to borrow $200 somewhere."
WICKS—"Take my advice and borrow $300 while you are about it."
"But I only need $200."
"That doesn't make any difference. Borrow $300 and pay back $100 of it in two installments at intervals of a month or so. Then the man that you borrow from will think he is going to get the rest of it."
HICKS—"I've got to borrow $200 somewhere."
WICKS—"Take my advice and borrow $300 while you are about it."
"But I only need $200."
"That doesn't make any difference. Borrow $300 and pay back $100 of it in two installments at intervals of a month or so. Then the man that you borrow from will think he is going to get the rest of it."
HINDU GOD
|  LORD MURUGAN |
 BATU CAVES LORD MURUGAN |  LORD SHIVAN AND LORD PARVATHY |
 LORD VINAYAGAR |  LORD VISHNU AND LORD SHIVAN(CHILD) |
 LORD KAALI |  LORD SHIVAN |
# Chantrasekhara Ashtakam
# Dakshinamurthy Ashtakam
# Dwadasa Jyotirlinga Stotra
# Kalabhairava Ashtakam
# Maha Mrutyunjaya Mantra
# Maha Mrityunjaya Beeja Mantra
# Nirvana Shatakam Stotra
# Om Jai Shiv Omkara Devotional Bhajan Song
# Shiva Ashtottara Shatanamavali
# Shiva Aksharamala Stotram
# Shiva Gayatri Mantra
# Shiva Panchakshara Stotram
# Shiva Panchakshari Mantra
# Shiva Manasa Puja
# Shiva Thandava Stotram
# Shri Rudram Chamakam
# Shiva Lingashtakam
# Shiva Chalisa
Hindu Festivals Calendar 2010
Here is the Hindu Festivals Calendar 2010 with dates of major festivals celebrated by Hindus. Please note the calendar features dates of most famous festivals celebrated by Hindus only. For detailed Hindu festivals and rituals calendar please check the monthly calendar list given below.
Festivals in January 2010
14th January 2010 - Makar Sankranti, Pongal, Haridwar Kumbh Mela begins
20th January, 2010 - Basant Panchami, Saraswati Puja
22nd January 2010 - Ratha Saptami
30th January 2010 - Thaipusam
Festivals in February 2010
12th February 2010 - Shivratri
28th February 2010 - Holi
Festival Dates in March 2010
7th March 2010 - Guruvayoor Temple Festival
16th March 2010 - Chaitra Navratri Begins, Gudi Padwa, Ugadi, Cheti Chand
24th March 2010 - Ram Navami 2010, Chaitra Navratri Ends
30th March 2010 - Hanuman Jayanti
Festivals in April 2010
14th April 2010 - Baisakhi Festival 2010 (Punjabi New Year)
15th April 2010 - Tamil New Year, Vishu 2010 in Kerala, Bengali New Year
24th April 2010 - Thrissur Pooram 2010
Festivals in May 2010
16th May 2010 - Akshaya Tritiya
26th May 2010 - Narasimha Jayanti
27th May 2010 - Buddha Purnima & Buddha Jayanti
27th & 28th May 2010 - Banganga Fair
Festivals in June 2010
1st to 3rd June 2010 - Sindhu Darshan Festival
25th June 2010 - Vat Purnima
Festivals in July 2010
13th July 2010 - Puri Rath Yatra 2010
25th July 2010 - Guru Purnima
Festivals in August 2010
12th & 13th August 2010 – Teej Festival
14th August 2010 - Nag Panchami
23rd August 2010 - Onam 2010 in Kerala
24th August 2010 - Raksha Bandhan / Rakhi
Festivals in September 2010
1st September 2010 - Sri Krishna Jayanti
10th September 2010 - Hartalika Tritiya
11th September 2010 - Vinayaka Chaturthi 2010
12th September 2010 - Rishi Panchami
22nd September 2010 - Anant Chaturdasi
Festivals in October 2010
1st October to 31st October 2010 - Soorya Arts Festival, Thiruvananthapuram
8th October 2010 - Navratri Festival 2010 begins
11th October 2010 - Lalita Panchami
15th October 2010 - Durga Ashtami
16th October 2010 - Mahanavami
17th October 2010 – Dasara (Dussehra), Vijaya Dasami
22nd October 2010 - Kojagari Purnima, Sharad Purnima
26th October 2010 - Karwa Chauth
Festivals in November 2010
3rd to 5th November 2010 - Hampi Festival
3rd November 2010 - Dhantrayodashi
5th November 2010 - Diwali
6th November 2010 - Annakut
7th November 2010 - Gujarati New Year, Bhai Dooj
11th November 2010 - Chhath Puja
17th November 2010 - Tulsi Vivah
Festivals in December 2010
Mid December 2010 to Mid January 2011 - Chennai Music Festival
17th December 2010 - Gita Jayanti
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Festivals in January 2010
14th January 2010 - Makar Sankranti, Pongal, Haridwar Kumbh Mela begins
20th January, 2010 - Basant Panchami, Saraswati Puja
22nd January 2010 - Ratha Saptami
30th January 2010 - Thaipusam
Festivals in February 2010
12th February 2010 - Shivratri
28th February 2010 - Holi
Festival Dates in March 2010
7th March 2010 - Guruvayoor Temple Festival
16th March 2010 - Chaitra Navratri Begins, Gudi Padwa, Ugadi, Cheti Chand
24th March 2010 - Ram Navami 2010, Chaitra Navratri Ends
30th March 2010 - Hanuman Jayanti
Festivals in April 2010
14th April 2010 - Baisakhi Festival 2010 (Punjabi New Year)
15th April 2010 - Tamil New Year, Vishu 2010 in Kerala, Bengali New Year
24th April 2010 - Thrissur Pooram 2010
Festivals in May 2010
16th May 2010 - Akshaya Tritiya
26th May 2010 - Narasimha Jayanti
27th May 2010 - Buddha Purnima & Buddha Jayanti
27th & 28th May 2010 - Banganga Fair
Festivals in June 2010
1st to 3rd June 2010 - Sindhu Darshan Festival
25th June 2010 - Vat Purnima
Festivals in July 2010
13th July 2010 - Puri Rath Yatra 2010
25th July 2010 - Guru Purnima
Festivals in August 2010
12th & 13th August 2010 – Teej Festival
14th August 2010 - Nag Panchami
23rd August 2010 - Onam 2010 in Kerala
24th August 2010 - Raksha Bandhan / Rakhi
Festivals in September 2010
1st September 2010 - Sri Krishna Jayanti
10th September 2010 - Hartalika Tritiya
11th September 2010 - Vinayaka Chaturthi 2010
12th September 2010 - Rishi Panchami
22nd September 2010 - Anant Chaturdasi
Festivals in October 2010
1st October to 31st October 2010 - Soorya Arts Festival, Thiruvananthapuram
8th October 2010 - Navratri Festival 2010 begins
11th October 2010 - Lalita Panchami
15th October 2010 - Durga Ashtami
16th October 2010 - Mahanavami
17th October 2010 – Dasara (Dussehra), Vijaya Dasami
22nd October 2010 - Kojagari Purnima, Sharad Purnima
26th October 2010 - Karwa Chauth
Festivals in November 2010
3rd to 5th November 2010 - Hampi Festival
3rd November 2010 - Dhantrayodashi
5th November 2010 - Diwali
6th November 2010 - Annakut
7th November 2010 - Gujarati New Year, Bhai Dooj
11th November 2010 - Chhath Puja
17th November 2010 - Tulsi Vivah
Festivals in December 2010
Mid December 2010 to Mid January 2011 - Chennai Music Festival
17th December 2010 - Gita Jayanti
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You might also be interested in Hindu Festivals Monthly Calendar
Hindu Sanskrit Slokas, Mantras, Stotram, Vedic Hymns, Gods Goddess Pictures, Daily Prayers, Bhajans Videos, Carnatic Devotional Songs, Lyrics, Free Downloads, Festivals, Astrology. World Temples, Tourist Places, Attractions, Sight Seeing India, Tourism, Singapore, Malaysia, Tirupathi, UK, US, Indonesia, Thailand. 108 Ashtottara Namavali, Vishnu Sahasranamam, Guru, Ayyappa, Ashtakam, Shiva, Ganesha, Ram, Hanuman Chalisa, Suktams, Pancharatnam, Navagraha, Kavacha, Kavasam, Lakshmi Devi, Saraswati
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