couple sex fenseA couple, married forty years, were revisiting the same places they went to, on their honeymoon.
Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said,
"Sweetheart, let''s do the same thing we did here on our honeymoon, forty years ago."
The husband stopped the car.
His wife backed against the fence and they made love like never before.
Back in the car, the husband says,
"Darling, you sure never moved like that, forty years ago - or any time since that I can remember!"
The woman says, "Love, forty years ago that fence wasn''t ElectriFied!!"
Sunday, March 7, 2010
MARCH FESTIVALS
1st March 2010
Holi Basantotsav (Holi 2010 is celebrated in 1st March in some places of India)
Pooram Festival at Vayilyam Kunnu Temple, Palakkad
2nd March 2010
Festival starts at Mulamkunnathukavu Temple of Lord Ayyappa in Thrissur
Mannarkkad Pooram Festival, Palakkad
Uthralikkavu Pooram at Sree Ruthira Mahakalikavu Temple, in Vadakkancherry near Thrissur
3rd March 2010
Swamy Bhakthananda Guru Jayanti
Arat Festival at Kottakkal Shiva Temple (Venkatta Tevar Shiva Temple), Malappuram, Kerala
Sankashti Chaturthi
4th March 2010
Manappullikavu Vela at Manappulli Bhagavathi Temple, Palakkad
Ranga Panchami
5th March 2010
Tripunithura Festival Starts
Paripally Gajamela at Kodimootil Sree Bhadrakaali Temple, Kollam
7th March 2010
Arat at Sree Guruvayoorappan Temple, Thrissur
Vaikkom Ashtami or Vaikathashtami at Vaikom Mahadeva Temple, Kerala
8th March 2010
Sheetalashtami (Sheetal Ashtami)
10th March 2010
Cherpulassery Arattu Festival
11th March 2010
Ekadashi
12th March 2010
Kaila Devi Fair 2010 starts in Rajasthan
Tripunithura Arattu
Arattu Festival at Chelamattom Sri Krishna Temple
13th March 2010
Masa Shivaratri
Shani Pradosh Puja (Pradosham)
Festival starts at Neyattinkara Sree Krishna Swamy Temple
14th March 2010
Guru Moodam Samapthi or Guru Moodami Thyagam
15th March 2010
Amavasya or Somavati Amavasya
Dvitya Shahi Snan – an important Kumbh Mela bathing date in March 2010
Thirunakkara Arattu Festival begins at Thirunakkara Shiva Temple, Kottayam
16th March 2010
Ugadi (Vikrutinama Samvatsara Ugadi)
Brahma Damana Puja
Thailabhyanganam
Nava Vasthrabharanam
Prapadana Prarambh
Chaitra month Vasantha Rithu and ‘Vikruthi’ Samavatsara begins
Vasant Navratri 2010 or Chaitra Navratri starts
17th March 2010
Chaitra Chandrodayam or Uma Shivagni Puja
Veda Vyasa Jyanthi
18th March 2010
Gangaur Festival 2010
Dola Gauri Vratam (Soubhagya Gauri Vrata)
Matsya Jayanti 2010
Mewar Festival 2010
Sri Rama Dolotsavam
19th March 2010
Attuvela Mahotsavam at Elankavu Sree Bhagavathy Temple, Vadayar, Kottayam
Ganesha Damanapuja
20th March 2010
Meena Kodungalloor Bharani Festival
Sarkara Chirayinkizhu Bharani Festival
Shri Vratam – Panchamurthi Vratam – Sri Rama Rajyotsavam – Nagadamana puja
Meshayanam
Sabarimala Festival Begins
21st March 2010
Skanda damanaropana
Shasti Vratham
22nd March 2010
Suryadamana Puja
Uthsavam Beings at Thiruvananthapuram Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple
Festival starts at Lokanarkavu Bhagavathy Temple, Vadakara
Festival begins at Cherthala Temple
Neyattinkara Sri Krishna Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Sree Chakrapani Temple, Trikarpur
23rd March 2010
Ashokashtami 2010 or Mathrudamana Puja
Thirumandhamkunnu Temple Pooram
24th March 2010
Sri Rama Navami 2010
Fifth Snan date for Kumbh Mela 2010
Arattu at Thirunakkara Mahadeva Temple, Kottayam
Arattu at Thrikkariyoor Mahadeva Temple, Ernakulam
Pallavur Shiva Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Thiruvizha Shiva Temple, Cherthala
Mahishasura Mardhini Damanaropanam
25th March 2010
Shalivahana Jayanthi
Dharmaraja Damanapuja
26th March 2010
Ekadashi Vrata
Vishnu Dolotsavam
Maharshi Damanapuja
27th March 2010
Vamana Dwadashi
Shani Pradosham (Pradosh)
Shani Trayodashi
28th March 2010
Arattupuzha Pooram at Arattupuzha Temple, Thrissur
Panamkurissi Kavu Pooram
Mahaveera Jayanthi
Lokanarkavu Temple Arattu Festival 2010
29th March 2010
Painkuni Uthram Festival 2010
Sabarimala Temple Arattu Festival 2010
Chitra Poornima
Hanuman Jayanthi in South India
Varkala Janardana Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
30th March 2010
Hanuman Jayanti Festival or Hanumath Vijayotsavam
Festival starts at Ambalapuzha Temple
Maha Chaitri or Pathala Vratam
Chitragupta Vratam
Chaitra Purnima Snan – Important bathing dates for Kumbh Mela Festival 2010
31st March 2010
Arattu Festival at Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple, Thiruvananthapuram
Holi Basantotsav (Holi 2010 is celebrated in 1st March in some places of India)
Pooram Festival at Vayilyam Kunnu Temple, Palakkad
2nd March 2010
Festival starts at Mulamkunnathukavu Temple of Lord Ayyappa in Thrissur
Mannarkkad Pooram Festival, Palakkad
Uthralikkavu Pooram at Sree Ruthira Mahakalikavu Temple, in Vadakkancherry near Thrissur
3rd March 2010
Swamy Bhakthananda Guru Jayanti
Arat Festival at Kottakkal Shiva Temple (Venkatta Tevar Shiva Temple), Malappuram, Kerala
Sankashti Chaturthi
4th March 2010
Manappullikavu Vela at Manappulli Bhagavathi Temple, Palakkad
Ranga Panchami
5th March 2010
Tripunithura Festival Starts
Paripally Gajamela at Kodimootil Sree Bhadrakaali Temple, Kollam
7th March 2010
Arat at Sree Guruvayoorappan Temple, Thrissur
Vaikkom Ashtami or Vaikathashtami at Vaikom Mahadeva Temple, Kerala
8th March 2010
Sheetalashtami (Sheetal Ashtami)
10th March 2010
Cherpulassery Arattu Festival
11th March 2010
Ekadashi
12th March 2010
Kaila Devi Fair 2010 starts in Rajasthan
Tripunithura Arattu
Arattu Festival at Chelamattom Sri Krishna Temple
13th March 2010
Masa Shivaratri
Shani Pradosh Puja (Pradosham)
Festival starts at Neyattinkara Sree Krishna Swamy Temple
14th March 2010
Guru Moodam Samapthi or Guru Moodami Thyagam
15th March 2010
Amavasya or Somavati Amavasya
Dvitya Shahi Snan – an important Kumbh Mela bathing date in March 2010
Thirunakkara Arattu Festival begins at Thirunakkara Shiva Temple, Kottayam
16th March 2010
Ugadi (Vikrutinama Samvatsara Ugadi)
Brahma Damana Puja
Thailabhyanganam
Nava Vasthrabharanam
Prapadana Prarambh
Chaitra month Vasantha Rithu and ‘Vikruthi’ Samavatsara begins
Vasant Navratri 2010 or Chaitra Navratri starts
17th March 2010
Chaitra Chandrodayam or Uma Shivagni Puja
Veda Vyasa Jyanthi
18th March 2010
Gangaur Festival 2010
Dola Gauri Vratam (Soubhagya Gauri Vrata)
Matsya Jayanti 2010
Mewar Festival 2010
Sri Rama Dolotsavam
19th March 2010
Attuvela Mahotsavam at Elankavu Sree Bhagavathy Temple, Vadayar, Kottayam
Ganesha Damanapuja
20th March 2010
Meena Kodungalloor Bharani Festival
Sarkara Chirayinkizhu Bharani Festival
Shri Vratam – Panchamurthi Vratam – Sri Rama Rajyotsavam – Nagadamana puja
Meshayanam
Sabarimala Festival Begins
21st March 2010
Skanda damanaropana
Shasti Vratham
22nd March 2010
Suryadamana Puja
Uthsavam Beings at Thiruvananthapuram Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple
Festival starts at Lokanarkavu Bhagavathy Temple, Vadakara
Festival begins at Cherthala Temple
Neyattinkara Sri Krishna Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Sree Chakrapani Temple, Trikarpur
23rd March 2010
Ashokashtami 2010 or Mathrudamana Puja
Thirumandhamkunnu Temple Pooram
24th March 2010
Sri Rama Navami 2010
Fifth Snan date for Kumbh Mela 2010
Arattu at Thirunakkara Mahadeva Temple, Kottayam
Arattu at Thrikkariyoor Mahadeva Temple, Ernakulam
Pallavur Shiva Temple Arattu Festival
Arattu at Thiruvizha Shiva Temple, Cherthala
Mahishasura Mardhini Damanaropanam
25th March 2010
Shalivahana Jayanthi
Dharmaraja Damanapuja
26th March 2010
Ekadashi Vrata
Vishnu Dolotsavam
Maharshi Damanapuja
27th March 2010
Vamana Dwadashi
Shani Pradosham (Pradosh)
Shani Trayodashi
28th March 2010
Arattupuzha Pooram at Arattupuzha Temple, Thrissur
Panamkurissi Kavu Pooram
Mahaveera Jayanthi
Lokanarkavu Temple Arattu Festival 2010
29th March 2010
Painkuni Uthram Festival 2010
Sabarimala Temple Arattu Festival 2010
Chitra Poornima
Hanuman Jayanthi in South India
Varkala Janardana Swamy Temple Arattu Festival
30th March 2010
Hanuman Jayanti Festival or Hanumath Vijayotsavam
Festival starts at Ambalapuzha Temple
Maha Chaitri or Pathala Vratam
Chitragupta Vratam
Chaitra Purnima Snan – Important bathing dates for Kumbh Mela Festival 2010
31st March 2010
Arattu Festival at Sree Padmanabhaswamy Temple, Thiruvananthapuram
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